A random day in your elementary school where your principal calls you to his office to inspect your penis. Usually calls you in with the squad. This is mandatory and if skipped will lead to expulsion.

Your friend: Hey man are you ready for Penis Inspection Day.
You: I’m always ready to get my penis inspected.

Your other friend: are you going by yourself?
You: NAH IM WITH MY BOOYYSSS!

Penis Inspection Day by friendmandude May 27, 2019

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Penis Inspection Day

The day at school when the principal inspects the penises and forskins of whichever students he chooses. The students who are not circumcised are the given a circumcision with a rusty keychain knife.

Wow, Mr. Whitt gave me a very thorough inspection of my dick on penis inspection day.

I heard Jamars big penis slapped Mr. Smiths face when he went to inspect Jamal’s penis on penis inspection day in his history class.

Penis Inspection Day by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019

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National Penis Enchilada Day

National Penis Enchilada Day is a holiday on November 5th. Penis Enchilada was created on November 5th 2018 by putting random words together. Penis Enchilada is still used today

"Bro guess what's next week "
"What"
"NATIONAL PENIS ENCHILADA DAY"

National Penis Enchilada Day by poosquash November 1, 2019

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Feb 24: National penis inspection day

Send a pic of your willy to a friend, they’ll rate the cock, balls, and tip for you, and maybe even send you a pic of THEIR dick

It’s Feb 24: National penis inspection day, now let’s see that penis!

Feb 24: National penis inspection day by Oldwisescrote February 24, 2022

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