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Penial Peekaboo 

When a male and female get ready to have sex and the males pants unexpectedly tear open, and his penis pops out of his pants, thus, performing a penial peekaboo!
Rickey and Kathy are out on a date. Rickey tries to talk Kathy into performing a BJ on him. He gets so excited talking about it, his pants break open, and this arouses Kathy seeing his penial peekaboo.
Penial Peekaboo by Peter Rooter September 1, 2023
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Penial cyst remover 

A penial cyst remover is performed by using a blunt object. Such as a tongue ring or stud.
Dude 1: “Man I went to the doctor and he told me there was nothing he could do for my penial cyst. But after seeing old Tongue Ring Terry that thing must have broken up.

Her jaws are like strong as hell! She’s a penial cyst remover!“

Dude 2: “I know. That Terry gives one hell of a blow job”

penial implants 

The act of getting surgery for the purpose of enlarging the penial organs....peney
i sure could use some penial implantation in my tic-tac
penial implants by James January 28, 2004

penial plunge

when setting down to shit and having your cock n' balls fall in the toilet water
when phil sat down he took a penial plunge, it wasn't all bad it did clean up his p chode.
penial plunge by sandvagina March 17, 2006

Penial Water Balloon 

When an uncircumcised male pinches the top of his foreskin and then begins urinating, the inside of his penis fills up the same way a water balloon would if you filled it with water. Thus creating a penial water balloon. It is fun for the man to then aim and let go to try and get all the urine to splash right into the toilet bowl, although he will pretty much always miss completely and splash his urine everywhere else.
Making a penial water balloon is a good way to clean out all dirt and gunk that constantly gets trapped under my foreskin.

penial farm 

a controlled area, usually a penitentiary, that is widely known to inhabit only males who seek sexual dominance over other males
Man my ass sure does feel different after being released from the penial farm.
penial farm by Trey Eezy December 8, 2016

penial awakening 

The act of consentually waking up to sexual engagement and pleasure.
"I woke up to frodo inside of me. It was the perfect penial awakening I've had all year."

"I woke him/her/them up with some penial awakening."

"Fore play is good, but there nothing like a good penial awakening."