Pittsburgh Penguins

An NHL franchise whose had its ups and downs. They go from good to bad, and then to good again. I think the reason for that is because from 2001-02 to 2005-06 the team had mainly rookies, and the only experience came from Mario Lemieux. Now they're good again, but to be honest, some of the fans are only fans because they're good, or in other words, bandwagonners. Admittedly i'm a Pens fan, but i'm not a bandwagonner. i became a fan when i was 5 years old, back in 2002-03. Now the Pens have guys like Sydney Crosby, Evgeni Malkin, and Pascal Dupuis, just to name a few players. They're now playoff regulars because of the new star power.

Person 1: "Did you see the Pittsburgh Penguins game last night?"

Person 2: "Yeah i did. Sydney Crosby scored 2 goals and Marc-Andre Fleury recorded a shutout. It was great."

Pittsburgh Penguins by AnonymousGuy1234 February 27, 2014

Slippery Penguins 

One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was

Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!

Slippery Penguins by Coys86 July 15, 2020

penguins taste like babies 

This is only true when you eat baby penguins.

I eat women's clothes.

penguins taste like babies by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

penguinisation 

the act of scrunching together to preserve warmth.

Ah it's so fricking cold, penguinisation must begin NOW!

penguinisation by penguinsrule August 4, 2005

penguins 

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.

Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!

penguins by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005

March The Penguins 

Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."

Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.

March The Penguins by assu March 15, 2010

north pole penguins 

An impossibly rare penguin or thing, quoted from Zombieland:

Tallahassee: That's the problem... back east they think it's out west, out west people think it's back east. It's all nonsense. Like, if you were a penguin in the North Pole, you think the South Pole's looking nice this time of year.

Columbus: But there are no penguins in the North Pole.

Tallahassee: You wanna feel how hard I can punch?

Those are some north pole penguins over there

north pole penguins by Northpolepenguins February 7, 2020