Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code 

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code states, "If an adequately attractive female is within your presence, you are obligated to ask to view said female's breasts."

"Hello Miss. By Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code, you are adequately attractive, and as such, may I view your breasts?"

Rule 86 Paragraph 4 of the Man Code by rastyhaf March 9, 2019

Intro Paragraph 

A nicely formed ass. Either big or small, round or tight, it has to be on a girl though. Do not mistake this for a girl that is big as an elephant. This is an exceptional ass that is rare

That girl over there got a nice intro paragraph. You should hop on it

Intro Paragraph by Intro Puff May 21, 2009

Paragraphobia 

If, in heated debates, one person writes so much in response to you, you feel like you don't want to argue with them.

Those responses are "Paragraphs" so after a while you don't want to go into a debate with that person again because you fear their paragraphs......

Quite simply: The fear of Paragraphs

"Lets not go there. Ive developed paragraphobia because of you!"

Paragraphobia by Nitro8043 March 15, 2012

PEARLC Paragraph 

The best way to structure a GCSE English Language + Literature essay

P-oint
E-vidence
A-nalysis
R-eader Response
L-ink to Question
C-onnect to Context

Teacher: Okay, we are looking at Macbeth, How does Lady Macbeth portray ambition in this scene? Write a PEARLC Paragraph to conclude this

Students: Yes Miss/Sir

PEARLC Paragraph by Kstackz September 20, 2020

This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word 

The word means the word

The word began in 1988 when people wanted a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 1992, the word was accepted as "This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word". By 1993, the word was one of the most widely used words referring to a long word to describe wanting a long word to be accepted as a real long word. In 2001, the word was used 2 times by world leaders and in 2009 the word was lost.

But...

In 2023 the word resurfaced and is now a genuine word.

Eg. This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word

This is a long paragraph that i hope will be a real word so please accept this because it is a genuine word by Dymphywthym May 8, 2023

Paragraphing 

When someone goes full on keyboard warrior and ends up with multiple paragraphs of text that no one else really wants to read, everyone has a friend who does this.

Don't you fucking dare start droning ON AND ON AND ON about nothing that literally nobody cares about then when you get told to shutup we don't care you start paragraphing.

Paragraphing by Spherix November 19, 2018

paragraphy

In the same way Photography represents an image visually, Paragraphy does so verbally. A Paragrapher can capture a moment just as succesfully and just as faithfully through the skliifull use of words. In Paragraphy a letter is a pixel

"Tied at the top, three tiny orange ceramic deer strain against the restricting sides of a clear plastic bag. This ominous incarceration could well have been foisted on them by some Anti-Santa. Or they might just be ornaments for sale. One deer in particular has been caught magically in mid-punch, Lear-like in his futile attempt at pushing back the inevitable."
(Paragraphy by Vivian P Walsh)

paragraphy by Vivian P Walsh November 16, 2007