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The provincial capital of Asturias, in northern Spain. Population is around 230,000 and it is full of beautifully manicured parks, streets, and nice/historic architecture, including a few pre-romanesque gems. There are lots of tourists and students and the Asturians here dress reeeeal fancy. They wear fur coats the first cold day of the year.
Let's go to Oviedo and get pissed on sidra. Then we can eat fabada and listen to bagpipers.
Oviedo by spoonistoobig March 27, 2011
Nice city a couple minutes from Orlando where the people are sweet and all know each other.
Oviedo is a great place to live, its residents are like a family and you can go to OHS.
Oviedo by masturbasian December 4, 2010

oviedo tuxedo 

female laying face up on any surface while male partner squats over face, while facing toward her feet. The female tosses the male salad while the male places his balls on her collar bone with the shlong laying between the breast thus creating the tie (aka formal wear.) finishing move is man ejaculate on the belly creating the cumber bun.
That bitch was all dressed up in a Oviedo tuxedo. She must be goin to the Oscar's.
oviedo tuxedo by flavor420 October 23, 2011
ling fou also known as bing ling is a dumbass monk just like his bald ass father
ovieh by KING fatass April 27, 2022
The dankest lil town in the 407.
Yo, ain't chu and yer boiz headin' down to Oviedo tonite for the fire ass crip?
oviedo by br00klyn klc December 3, 2006
A man who loves sports, but is kinda trash at it. And jumps from one girl to another
He's bad at sports
"Oh he's being an Ovien"
Ovien by dudewasgoooodddd December 15, 2017