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Oval Job 

The act of making love to a robust women's naval
Kalin: I just got a OJ
Harold: Whats that?
Kalin: Oval job, Mrs biggs gave me it
Spencer: Already got on! BAM!!
Oval Job by colts87 August 3, 2011

oval orifice

1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.

2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.
She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.

Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.
oval orifice by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Oval Office 

The toilet. This word is usually associated with excessive vomiting due to massive intake of alcohol, a hangover, or projectile diarrhea
Jimmy totally dominated the oval office after 18 beers and $25 worth of Taco Bell.
Oval Office by Griffin Reed January 17, 2008

Oval Office 

Most people might not know this (well maybe you do) but the White House is actually a huge mental institute, home to the USA's biggest crackpots. The Oval Office is the maximum security cell-the biggest one of them all, and it's home to "Inmate F.U.C.K.T.A.R.D." also known as George Bush.
Oval Office by Mr. HEUYGWRUFJWSB September 10, 2006

oval tweenie 

let's eat some bloody oval tweenies mate
oval tweenie by isabelist December 3, 2016

Oval Office 

Where a group of menaces gather during certain occurrences to “hotbox” ones car.
Hey you got a cart? Let’s go Oval Office after school!
Oval Office by DeezNuts12378 April 26, 2022