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Mother Of All Omelettes 

A phrase used by Senator Steven Armstrong in the video game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. This phrase is used when referring to a large event or project, generally one of great importance, or one which is generally top of the line or extravagant in nature.
Dad: This project is the Mother Of All Omelettes Jake, this is gonna be a beautiful shed!
Jake: That's the thing Senator Armstrong said!
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The Mother of all omelettes

when a senator makes an omelette
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK. CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

omellete 

Generally a breakfast dish made up of eggs and cheese, onions, etc.

However, a common word used everyday in the Ebonics world. Rappers, Rap Stars, Blacks, etc.
Steve: "Hey Jammal, can you use the word omellete in a sentence?"

Jammal: "Sho...I shoulda pop 'yo ass fo what you jus did, but omellete dis one slide..."
omellete by lovetorim May 27, 2007

Trouser omelette

To take a direct shot to the nuts
Dude that dodge ball made a trouser omelette out of that guys nuts
Trouser omelette by Mzavy January 13, 2016

Rusty omelette 

Rusty Omelette; The Act in which a turkey baster is filled with a scrambled raw egg, then the contents are injected into someones ass. The Contents are then shat out into a hot frying pan, cooked and finally served back to the lucky participants
Oh My God , that bitch let me serve her my rusty omelette.
Rusty omelette by Jose Kaiser December 12, 2008

California Water Omelet 

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.
Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.

If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.
havana omelet by sportster1 July 15, 2006