Underground director-turned-TV-huckster, Vince Shlomi (better known by his stage-name of Vince Offer) is famous for his aggressive delivery and witty one-liners.
Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
Can be found selling infomercial products such as the "ShamWow" and "Slap-Chop" to unsuspecting customers across North America. You're gonna love his nuts.
"Vince Offer could sell snow to Eskimos."
"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."
"Now that rival pitchman Billy Mays has died, Vince Offer is free to pursue his goal of global domination through daytime TV infomercials."
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A young lady is minding her own business waiting to cross the street. She is approached by an old man. Initially he is friendly but then asks the young lady if she would like to come back to his place and pee on his finger. After declining she later names this encounter a "Golden Offer."
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Get the horse jerker offer mug.Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.
Version 1:
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
Woman: "I want you now"
Man: "I want you too"
Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"
Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"
Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!
Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".
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Her: "Thanks for the fry offer. Sure, I'll take some."
Me: "Oh... really? Err... okay... I guess..."
Her: "Thanks for the fry offer. Sure, I'll take some."
Me: "Oh... really? Err... okay... I guess..."
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Get the Fry Offer mug.(noun) The cultural movement of euphoric excitement and appreciation involving the actor Nick Offerman, of Parks and Rec.
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