scotch notch

The scotch notch measues how many drinks of scotch you've drank. 1 drink = 1 on the scotch notch, 2 drinks = 2 on the scotch notch, and so forth

Scotch Drinker 1: Dude, Bill is totally hitting on your sister... and it's her wedding.

Scotch Drinker 2: Yeah, he's at least 7 on the scotch notch by now.

Bill: BABY I KNOW YOU'RE MARRIED BUT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE I'LL PAY FOR THE DIVORCE PLEASE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN

scotch notch by XullioS & stonecoldkilla July 6, 2009

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snootch to the nootch

Term made popular in films by director Kevin Smith by the character Jay; means of denoting the lightheartedness of a comment or joke. Also, a general exclamation.

"Man, I totally had sex with your mom. Snooch to the Nooch!"

snootch to the nootch by Musasa May 4, 2005

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Swamp Notch

When poor hygene, and / or prolonged physical activity (sometimes combined with particular clothing that doesn't let skin breathe) develop a sometimes waxy or cheesy build-up in the vagina lips. In the same boat as "swamp ass", but can give you the rotten / fishy-swampstache if your mouth dares to venture near.

After a serious workout at the gym, she was sporting a hearty crotch soup of back and front-door taint mixed with sweat, giving her swamp notch.

Swamp Notch by MoLoSFB February 4, 2010