An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.

The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.

Nokia 3310 by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017

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nokia brick

One of those phones which are known for being bulky and never breaking
like the saying "drop an iphone, break the screen, drop a nokia brick, break the floor"

guy 1 "i broke my iphone the other day, had to get a new one
guy 2 "what you got now?"
guy 1 "not much, just a nokia brick

nokia brick by dabantabus April 30, 2015

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