Cheese Nickels 

The solid, round poo substance that comes out of your anal cavity in the small size of nickels. Often sounding like winning the jackpot of a slot machine.

Sam: "I don't want to eat chipotle because it makes me shit cheese nickels"
Alyssa: "Same, mine sometimes have lettuce in them."

Cheese Nickels by Samantha Huff and Alyssa Sebastian December 22, 2007

Lot of nickels 

Steeping desire for sex

Kat tamed Tony. She road him hard and put him away wet. Must a practiced on those pony rides out front the grocery store. Hell, must a had a lot of nickels

Lot of nickels by Tonythetiler July 17, 2021

Hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels 

When a person is so (ugly) or has alot of marks on their face that their face looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels.......the hot nickels would leave disfiguring marks.

Yo man, she's so (ugly) that her face looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels

Hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels by JERSEY BOY 70 June 14, 2016

Roll The Nickels 

If you roll the nickels you are the king. You are a money maker and you decide who does what and where they do it at.

*knocking at door*

*door opens*

Chuck: Hey man I really need to take a shit in your toilet.

John: No way use your's! Sarah's coming over soon and I'm still trying to fuck her. You're not gonna ruin my chances tonight.

Chuck: Can't, didn't have enough money for the water this month. Let me in or I'll do it right here, it's gonna be messy.

John: For christ's sake get a job you bum.

Chuck: What for? I make the money man, I roll the nickels. The game is mine. I deal the cards.

Roll The Nickels by mehralsmensch April 16, 2011

sock full of hot nickels

a plausible explanation of why a girl is so ugly.

Sara's got a nice body, but it looks like she got hit in the face with a sock full of hot nickels.

sock full of hot nickels by Lou Knox August 19, 2008

stack of nickels 

the shrunken state of the penis after existing a cold swimming pool

Dude, I can't go skinny dipping with those girls. They might laugh at my stack of nickels.

stack of nickels by Peeper1818 February 9, 2010

Fudge Nickels 

when you can't curse bec uase your parents will slap you in the face, so this is the subsitution for any thing you do wrong and you can't curse and say fudge nickels!

"Ugh fudge nickels!, i forgot my banana in the mail box!"

Fudge Nickels by piicklex3 November 12, 2009