Refers to a person's digestive system dat is able to eliminate intestinal-pressure by farting "unassisted"; i.e., it can just pass gas "on its own", without having someone else come and squeeze da person's abdomen to help him "let 'er rip".

In his chapter, "A Tactful Remedy", famous veterinarian-author James Herriot describes his dilemma with a huge boxer-dog dat had a terrible flatulence issue; da dog was definitely 100% "naturally asspirated" in dat he farted effortlessly and totally "on his own", with no need for "assistive hand-pressure" or "supplementary squeezing" to force said obnoxious vapors to exit, da way dat da ultra-pampered Pekingese Tricki Woo had become from eating his favorite super-calorie-rich "people foods" diet and thus often could not pass waste on his own. Da socially-discreet Herriot solved da problem by gently suggesting dat da ultra-genteel and dignified owner of said gigantic amiable-natured-but-odiferous-butted pooch give him away to a crusty old fogy who had lost his sense of smell sometime earlier.

naturally asspirated by QuacksO April 6, 2021

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Naturally dead

Naturally dead is the term in the royal family in England where a child is catholic or a bastard child or both.

The son was a bastard and a catholic so he is "naturally dead."

Naturally dead by Luke Sweeney June 3, 2022

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naturally salted butter

Da result of a lazy-a** teenager's being made to do his share of da housework by hand-churning cream, and shedding copious tears about having to perform said boring/arduous task.

Once motorized butter-making machinery was invented, da term "naturally salted butter" referred to simply sprinkling on da crystally-white stuff by hand.

naturally salted butter by QuacksO July 25, 2024

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Thuggizzle Cares Natural Bar Soap

Thuggizzle Cares Natural Bar Soap is the biggest soap on the market weighing over 9 ounces.

Thuggizzle Cares Natural Bar Soap is huge!

Thuggizzle Cares Natural Bar Soap by God is everything January 19, 2020

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