NLSM 

Nlsm means to shut the fuck up. When someone gets NLSM'd they feel mentally raped. If u got NLSM'd just leave life.

Person 1 : Person 2
Person 2: yes
Person 1 : Nlsm

NLSM by NLSM January 4, 2022

nlss 

A show where "Comedians" play games and make "jokes" while simultaneously pissing off the vast majority of the people watching it.

Dude did you see last night's NLSS? Robert cucked Austin.

nlss by SmolAnarchist June 20, 2019

NLSN 

Acronym standing for "Not laughing, sex noises"

Used to show sarcasm in a laugh

Benjamin: hhahahahahah, the penguin tossed his cookies
Mackenzie: AAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Benjamin: funny right?
Mackenzie: nlsn
Benjamin: ...

NLSN by GetItPDick September 6, 2010

nLsb 

Naughty Little School Boys (A hot clan for all mods of half-life...no you can't be in it so don't ask)

p.s. PIMP

nLsb#Audio Slave k33l j00

nLsb by ridin spinnas June 8, 2004

NLSM 

Nobody Likes Sober Mike

nobody likes mike when he is sober. In fact mike doesn't even like himself when he is sober.

NLSM by the bamster August 22, 2003

NLSTP 

1. (Internet slang) ________ has died.

Etymology: Originated on usenet as an acronym of "No Longer Shopping The Pig(gly wiggly)" Dates back to 1998.

Breaking News! Ronald Reagan NLSTP!

NLSTP by Travoltron March 3, 2009

NLSGW 

NLSGW, standing for the Never Let Socks Get Wet organisation, is a jack of all trades company specialising in drug trafficking, organ harvesting, private militias and much more.

Did you see the NLSGW in a turf war with Never Let Shirts Get Wet, that shit was crazy

NLSGW by TheByrneBurnerAccount November 22, 2021