Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide 

My Middle School experience =/= NDSSG.
Those kids look like they're in high school. And they never seem to have class, they're always chilling with the janitor or partying in the halls. But if you're not like me and can overlook such things, it's kinda a fun show.

Friend: "Hey-did you catch Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide?"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe it? They spent all this time creating a giant volcano, don't they actually have SCHOOL?"
Friend: "It's just a show...it's not that bad."

Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide by oonceoonceooncebananas March 27, 2010

Ned's 

Short for Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide. Ned's is a show where Ned Bigby (Devon Werkheiser) gives you tips on how to survive school. With his friends Moze ( Linsey Shaw) and Cookie (Daniel Curtis Lee) along with bullies, geeks, popular, and blabbering kids. This Nickelodeon show has perfectly cast characters and great writers!

Viewer: Did you see the Ned's where Lisa Zemo dances with Cookie?

Viewer2: Yeah! It was cool!

Ned's by PyrolordCedric November 26, 2005

Ned's Bun Bin

The bin where Ned stores his burger buns, which is identical to the trash can across from it. Legend has it, those who consume the buns on a regular will die a horrible, cheese-sauce filled death.

Ethan: "I'm gonna order a bacon cheeseburger from Ned's"
Kyle: "Nah bro, not Ned's bun bin"
Ethan: Oh shit, my bad b

Ned's Bun Bin by カンちゃん얼짱 January 10, 2019

nedsig 

The feeling you get when helping out poor kids through OD (Operation A-dayswork) and solidarity doesn't work the way you want it to.

They're still poor? That's really a nedsig!

All this work for nothing sure gives me a nedsig.

The fact that farmers can't plant alvinger is a real nedsig!

nedsig by framtidsvann October 27, 2010

Ned's Declassified 

An emergency in the ball sack region that requires immediate attention. This usually happens at a time when you can't fixate your balls to a comfortable position because people are around. This includes irritation, itchiness, balls sticking to your leg, and of course, your balls just feeling weird. Also commonly referred to as just "Ned's".

John: Damn, I have a Ned's.*Fixates balls.*
Alex: ...*Fixates balls*
Jimmy: I have a Ned's Declassified, but I don't care, I'll scratch it in front of people.
Jake(Has no balls): Oh yeah, me too.

Ned's Declassified by Magic Balls June 10, 2008

nedski 

A nedski is the best definition of bromance.

Ned 1: *Looks lovingly at them*
Ned 1: nedski!!
Ned 2: Awww thanks, your my nedski too <3

nedski by nedios October 29, 2022

Ned's Newt 

A very popular cartoon in United Kingdom and United States. QUBO hosts it, it's first episode date was on October 18, 1997. The plot revolves around a boy buying a pet at the pet store and the newt is the only one. The boy realizes something is wrong with the newt and the pet store owner gives him Zippo Newt Food. The pet store owner tells the boy not to give too much to the newt. The boy mistakenly places the can in the fishbowl and makes the newt grow large.

Kid 1: I just saw Ned's Newt on TV! Kid 2: Thank god it wasn't on ridiculous times!

Ned's Newt by midfag June 25, 2018