when you have a (plastic) tub of moisturiser and you chuck it at the wall and it smashes on impact and showers and covers everything in sight with moisturiser!
(be warned, take cover before it smashes!)

you are in a public toilet cubicle and you have a tub or two of cheap moisturiser and you moisturiser bomb them by lobbing them over and at walls and they shower all the men who are urinating with moisturiser!!!!

Moisturiser Bomb by blazunbazun October 3, 2012

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moisturizing star

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.

Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.

moisturizing star by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

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Moisturiser

The male version of a cocktease a man who leads the women who like him to believe he wants to have sex with them, but doesn't intend to deliver the goods.

Ben: I've emailed you a picture of my abs, i thought you might like em ;)
Nancy: omg you're such a moisturiser!

Moisturiser by Kyle3191 March 30, 2009

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Moisturize

When a man ejaculates on the suckee's face during Oral Sex.
This can be suitable during the 'night-after' conversations or if one appears to be 'glowing' as a result of getting some.

" Did you moisturize your face last night Liz?"

" Goodbye pearl necklace! hello face moisturizing!"

" The slob fucking moisturized my face"

Moisturize by Bootles December 30, 2005

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