MOAB 

Mother of all bombs
Massive ordanance air burst

The US armys pride and joy. Perfect example of the amercian way of life, if you can't beat them build something thats the biggest in the world and make it explosive. Maybe used as a deterance maybe used to mass cull humans or seagulls. 1/10th the power of a nuclear device but still powerful enough to destroy a city.

Can also relate to girls

Mother of all b*tc*es

radio: inbound MOAB keep clear of the area this ones gonna be big

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dude 1: dude look at that MOAB inbound
dude 2: evacuate the area shes gonna blow!

MOAB by shadow_fox April 11, 2005

MOAB 

1. Mother of all Bombs
Has the power of a nuclear bomb, without the radiation.

Big ass mother fuckin' bomb.

MOAB by sizzlemynizzle April 4, 2003

MOAB 

Mother-Of-All-Beers. Served at Slo-Pokes in dowtown Waco, TX. This 48 oz. beer is sure to start your night of right.

She had two MOABS and she was ready to go home with me!

MOAB by seaq4 January 30, 2005

Moab 

The word which open mouthed eaters appear to repeat.

That dude next to me at the airport bar was Moab Moab Moab for his whole burger.

Moab by Cylonics April 18, 2022

MOAB 

Massive Ordinance Anal Burst. When you go to the bathroom and an explosion occurs causing in most cases...backsplash...

Dude...I just had a MOAB...Need a cleanup in stall three...

MOAB by Master of the MOAB July 30, 2009

MOAB 

Money Over Any Bitch

MOAB
cash over ass
keeping your own money instead of spending it on a bitch

MOAB by UncleNaughtyFingers May 20, 2008

MOAB 

Some bumpersticker on a random Jeep that's meaning is unkown to me. Could be Moses on a Buscuit, Men owning all Bukkake, My Old Anerexcic Bitch, or Marry Owns A Bank.

OMFG you have MOAB!!!!

MOAB by AlmightySpleenis September 17, 2005