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finger mopping 

Cleaning the anus by rubbing it in a back and forth circular motion with the tip of the middle finger and slipping the finger tip in a few times no more than nail deep. Typically performed in the shower.
I used be worried about my freshness before getting butt banged but since I have a high fiber diet my doctor suggested a light finger mopping instead of douching.
finger mopping by Brien2 January 17, 2011
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A male nipple. The logic behind mipple is that a male breast is not called a boob but a moob, which is short for man boob. Thus a the shortened form on man nipple is mipple.
"Your mipples are showing through your shirt."
Mipple by Tis A. Terecs June 16, 2007
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Another name for the album "Mobile Uploads" on facebook. A muppie is when a jappy, preppy or slutty girl uploads a picture. Usually taken on Blackberries and iPhones. In a muppie, girls usually pucker up and look at the camera. There are hardly any muppies where people are smiling. An album of muppies contains pictures of the following:

1. Something funny
2. Pictures of the uploader and friends and or family while they are drunk and most likely contains a drunk caption like "loveeeeeee you betch oxooxo fuyn night at the clunb <3"
3. Pictures of themselves before they go out, usually to a club or a party.
4. School
5. Pictures with older guys
Before the club on Thursday night:

Callie: OMG bitchezz! We better not forget our Blackberries cus we needa take muppies with older guys!!
Carolyn: Kay I'll bring mine. But first let's take some muppies before we go.

At the club:

Alexa: Claudia, take a muppie of me with my Grey Goose!!
Claudia: Kay slut
Callie: Wait betch!! Me and Nat wanna join in!

On the way home from the club, they stop at McDonalds:

Alexa: Hahahaa look at this chicken nugget!! Looks like a dick..LOL
Callie: OMG we NEED to take a muppie..PRONTO

At school the next morning:

Carolyn: OMG Claudia you look like shit!! I'm taking a muppie. I'm also changing my BBM status to "Miss ya Tara"
Tara over BBM: OMG you obnoxious slut I hate you.
Carolyn: Claudia, Tara is beefing with me like every other person in the world, and it's for no reason. Obviously. Too funny. I hate that betch. Take a muppie of our BBM convo please!
Claudia: Kay betch
muppies by scissorsister February 22, 2011

Road Mapping 

The act of tracing out cock veins with your tongue.
My bitch started road mapping me then I blew a load on her face.
Road Mapping by Zukiman600 August 16, 2019
someone who has herpes and dose kno it yet
Hey Harmander i mean Mirpis
mirpis by Jazix May 21, 2010
A dangerous malware type attack thorough multiplayer servers in “Garry’s Mod”.
It causes the quadrations of the hyphosophigles to yoinkaboink the oompaloomp causing an chain reaction of tab dotching like symptoms of derlinsles type movements of the player model’s peudensiphels.
Player: This player just Mlipped me, and now my computer is smoking!
Admin: Mlipping isn’t allowed, you are getting banned!
Mlipping by JedSeriousRP March 2, 2021

Soar mapping

maps made by the user - Soar - aka Soarify, Soar, Soarosugaming

they fucking suck, maps made by soar are dogshit 2012 maps that deserve to be put in hell. The timing is off, the music is ass, they arent decorated and its buggy and shit
"bro this some soar mapping"

"yea tf"
Soar mapping by Soarosugaming April 30, 2022