metric fuck ton 

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is so immeasurable it cannot be classified as a fuck ton.

2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton' or even a regular fuck ton.

A whole fuck ton of people watch Sunday night football, but a metric fuck ton watch the superbowl every year.

metric fuck ton by RK8913 February 19, 2011

metric fucktonne 

Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes

"Man, I've a shitload of work this week"
"That's nothing faeg, I've a metric fucktonne of assignments due tomorrow morning"
"So, still going on the beer tonight?"
"Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

metric fucktonne by SyxPak October 15, 2003

Metric Fucktonne 

me-trik fuhk tuhn (Australian)
Noun, Adjective. Often used as hyperbole.

A non-standardized unit of measurement.

"Wow- that's a metric fucktonne of rain through most of coastal Queensland and ALL of NSW!" (Asher, K.)

Metric Fucktonne by Dumpster.Diva January 26, 2013

Metric Fuck-Ton 

A whole lot of something.

Fred: Check it out! I had a party last night and now I have three full trash cans of beer cans to recycle!

Steve: Wow. That is a metric fuck-ton of aluminum cans.

Metric Fuck-Ton by Ozzwepay March 11, 2011

Metric fuck ton 

A massive amount of something

Dude last night I accidentally stepped in a metric fuck ton of dog shit.

Metric fuck ton by badass mo fo May 20, 2017

metric fuck-ton 

A measure of digitized data approximately 10 gigabytes in size

Sir Dansbury Wimbledon purchased an electronic reader in so that he may peruse his collection of portable document files which totaled just over 1.2 metric fuck-tons

metric fuck-ton by Sir Dansbury Wimbledon December 27, 2011

Metric fuck ton 

A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.

Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton

Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton

Metric fuck ton by Melk Man February 12, 2019