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Melty Blood 

A fighting game made for Japanese audiences, currently this is also one of it's most popular ones. Based on the eroge/hentai game (depending on the version), Tsukihime , this fighter made by French Bread (and Type-Moon itself for ReAct and after) has a fighting system similar to a simiplified Guilty Gear but with a tighter gap for air combos and the shield being a parry/super counter.

While the main story is that Shiki Tohno, the lead role of Tsukihime and original sayer of "a cat is fine too" , must help the heroine Sion from turning into a vampire, this is unknown to most who haven't played it outside of the arcade since the story is replaced by a typical "powerful being gets bored" follow-up.

"This is Melty Blood, one of the examples that anime/doujin games do not have to suck."
Melty Blood by Mr.Simmons October 13, 2006
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Melty Log 

When someone takes a crap on a campfire so that the turd rests on a piece of wood and slowly roasts, stinking up the entire campsite. A slowly burning/melting turd.
"I burnt my ass hairs off making that Melty Log over at the girls campsite!"
"Dude, it was so worth it though. I can hear them screaming"
Melty Log by Mahalollama September 13, 2009
For the men: Do not even speak his name or he will rise from the shadow dimension to do his work on your terrified pants.

He is the arch-enemy of trouser confidence, Professor Moriarty in groin form, Darth Vader without the helmet.

He kills a man's erection.

First used in the BBC series "Coupling" in the episode, "The Melty Man Cometh."
Patrick: I don't need any more theories about the melty m--

Jeff: Or he will come.

Steve: And you won't

Patrick: For god's sake, there's no such thing as the melty man!

Jeff and Steve: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
melty man by Mrs. Davenport February 6, 2004

Melty Mcmeltface 

A non offensive name for a friend that melts all of your worries away.
My Melty Mcmeltface supports me and takes care of me when I struggle. She's hard faced until I need her then she turns into a Melty Mcmeltface.

Melty Boyz 

A youtube and twitch streamer who is an underage smoker and loves playing cod because he makes love with his BO4 copy every night. He is also gay.
Melty Boyz by Melty Boyz fan October 2, 2020

Melty Mcmeltface 

Melty Mcmeltface is a fantastic human being that melts away the worries of the people in their life away by just being insanely comforting and supportive.
My Melty Mcmeltface is my best friend.

Melty mouth 

When a person has a saggy bottom lip and chin that are directly attached to the neck which is squished inwards.
Look at that kid, he has a melty mouth.
Melty mouth by Gizzle90210 March 16, 2009