Choch McMuffin 

When you're a fat faggot and you eat McMuffins all day while watching anal midget donkey porn.

That guy is such a choch mcmuffin that when I came to his house, there was semen and crumbs all over the place.

Choch McMuffin by SwaggyG420 April 11, 2017

egg mcmuffin 

An egg and cheese sandwich from McDonalds, usually with interchangeable sausage or bacon patty.

I bought an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds.

egg mcmuffin by Dan September 29, 2003

McMuffin 

A woman with a super-sized muffin top.

Dayum! Check out the McMuffin on dat gurl. She bustin' outta her pants.

McMuffin by Psychopet October 18, 2011

cunt mcmuffin 

a word used to describe a cunt-like person, has more effect when the person is slightly obese.

also something you wouldnt mind eating as long as it wasnt beat.

female - "you have a small penis"

male - "hey, fuck you! you cunt mcmuffin"

cunt mcmuffin by Davey Mother Fucking Crockett March 2, 2007

fluffy mcmuffin 

an adorable fluffy cat that is cute enough to eat!

Fluffy mcMuffin is so cute that i could eat him up!

fluffy mcmuffin by sarah106 March 31, 2010

egg mcmuffin 

3 odd coasters held together with cheese

Egg mcmuffins? Coasters? The secret is cheese.

egg mcmuffin by poochie March 8, 2004

twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.

My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!

twat mcmuffin by aikybrky February 24, 2010