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Machination 

Part of the description of how Patrick Star's mind works
Patrick: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma *A carton of milk spills*

marination 

The juice that lingers under the skin around your balls a long time after having sex with a girl. It usually goes away after showering, but re-surfaces when you sweat again....it can sometimes seem to last for like 2 weeks! For long-lasting effects, fall asleep inside the girl...
"damn Gina, i got marination all over my sac" And it won't go away....
marination by s simonis December 9, 2004

Premature Marination 

"Doing a Jamie Oliver"

When you marinate meat for such a short length of time that it adds no flavour whatsoever and does nothing for tenderizing the meat. You might as well have rubbed the meat on your balls instead.
"He prematurely marinated the meat, and yielded no flavour or tenderising as a result"
"His meat was flavourless like a bland, prematurely marinated sausage"
"Premature marination is like adding chilli jam to fried rice, it bad and make you stupid"

marinating the liver 

A synonym for drinking. Could be used just for fun, or as a more passive way of telling you friends and family you're an alcoholic.
Mom - so what did you do last night
You - stayed in, marinated the liver
Mom - you shouldn't eat so much red meat

Friend - what are you up to right now
You - just marinating the liver
Friend - dude, it's noon on a Wednesday...

marinating 

sitting around, thinking about something that just happened and letting it soak in.
After losing a hand in poker, he was marinating on it for half an hour
marinating by anonymous February 17, 2005

marinating salmon 

An extreme sexual act in which one fills a kiddie-pool with anal lube and then both partners lay in it and "marinate" in the lube for at least 30 minutes. After marinating, the partners engage in a four hour long dirty anal sexual marathon.
Brittany is incapable of walking after our marinating salmon last Sunday.
marinating salmon by Dirty Sanchez 10 December 26, 2014