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matas buzelis 

Lithuanian-American Small/Power forward for the bulls, grew up in Chicago. Scored a career high of 24 points in a game against the Miami Heat. A decent player for the bulls, but definitely not the next Michael Jordan. Also called “Lil Buzi” and “Young Fella” by CHSN commentator (and former bull) Stacey King. Also the 2nd bulls player to be in the dunk contest. An awesome guy, but decent on the court.
Matas Buzelis is awesome.
matas buzelis by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025
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the matas 

a really little quote little dance move that involves being Italian
my man just came into the matas like a beast

matis matas 

very hot and tall man who gets all the boys and is totally not gay
Guy 1: Doesn't Matis just look like a snack?
Guy 2: Nah hes a full meal

Scenario 2

Guy 1: Matis looks so delectable right now
Guy 2: Don't say that out loud what if Alessandro hears you

Matis Matas is a very hot man indeed
matis matas by matias§12114 October 31, 2021

The Skiing Matas 

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.
Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
The Skiing Matas by Erwien February 23, 2023

Hey Mamas Lesbian 

A type of lesbian that wears a top knot, has an undercut, wears a tight nike sports bra, and says the phrase "Hey Mamas"
A.G Mcdaniels is a hey mamas lesbian
Hey Mamas Lesbian by anonymous November 11, 2020

Me La Mamas 

"Me La Mamas" said someone to another guy.
Me La Mamas by H.E.Y April 17, 2017

Maastricht University 

In a few words: International university, Germany central, nerds central, dutch frat guys central, PBL method, bikes infested.
The only university capable of driving its students into nerds. Even the hopeless ones.

No matter where Maastricht Uni students have studied before/afterwards, UM will always remain the hardest one for them.
Maastricht University by mojito February 3, 2013