mystic mungis 

A sacred and most powerful force that has been the subject of both obsession and consternation for those seeking to obtain it. While much is still unknown about the mystic mungis, one certainty is its power to defeat the notorious Frogs form of Sephiroth, an attribute that many have gleaned as the reasoning behind the use of cybernetic turtles from the future in the quest for its acquisition.

I summon the power of the Mystic Mungis!

mystic mungis by Dr. Prof. Expert November 30, 2016

Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.

I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.

Wise Mystical Tree by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

Mystic101

Rapper born in Buffalo, New York, but later moved down to Orlando, Florida to live. He started his music career at a young age of 14. He started growing his name and career at his school. He then started growing himself on social media and on the internet. In 2021 he made his most popular and fastest growing song "Speedway" with over 13 thousand streams worldwide.

Person 1: Bro, who's that?
Person 2: That's Mystic101, he's gonna blow up soon! Here listen.

Person 1: Oh dang, yea, he's definitely gonna go big!!!

Mystic101 by MountEclipse June 13, 2021

Stump-O-Matic 

Full name is: Gretsch, G5135PS Patrick Vaughn Stump STUMP-O-MATIC A guitar that named after the beautiful Patrick Stump of pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. It has a shiny, gray, metallic color and a black strip across it. This is mainly the guitar that Patrick will play live.

Person: I really want a Stump-O-Matic!
Person 2: Oh doesn't Patrick Stump play that guitar?

Stump-O-Matic by PewDiePie April 25, 2013

whore-masting 

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.

Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.

whore-masting by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009

Martice Leak 

An upcoming internet socialite who works hard to entertain and please his viewers/followers. He's humorous, bona fide, and makes great content!

"Martice Leak? Oh! That one guy whose got a YouTube channel that's worth the subscription and support, he's a cool dude." 😋

Martice Leak by Kittyx0 June 6, 2018

masticating 

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

masticating by Stew September 17, 2004