Maite 

She's gorgeous in her mind, soul and of course in physical appearance but that's just the start of the long list of her. Her hugs are soft and true. Whenever you say "I love you" to her make sure you say it so that she knows, not so that you can hear it back.

Maite: yes

Maite by Caboose the god February 9, 2019

manitoba sauce cake 

Canadian Pizza

From Brooklyn Nine Nine:
Does Canada even have pizza? Vivian indignantly replies that it does: "It's puffy! And it's sweet! It's called Manitoba sauce cake!"

manitoba sauce cake by GenXos August 17, 2016

Maite 

She's gorgeous in her mind, soul and of course in physical appearance but that's just the start of the long list of her. Her hugs are soft and true. Whenever you say "I love you" to her make sure you say it so that she knows, not so that you can hear it back.

Maite: yes

Maite by Caboose the god February 9, 2019

crowbar maintenance 

An event which is not actually maintenance, but a form of destruction or demolition.

"The building was undergoing 'crowbar maintenance'. It was rubble by the next day."

crowbar maintenance by tdog59 July 15, 2009

Maithili 

Fierce women who stand is bound by society but free to make her own choice. Maithili the word is enchanting . The charm of maithili makes you fall for her every moment. The name suggests ancient Ramayana character sita, wife of ShreeRam, a princesses and a born warrior.

Maithili is one of her own kind.

Maithili by Dr.Vedant May 5, 2019

Maintenance Wank

When you're participating in nofap and you begin to over sexualise things, like apple pies and peanut butter sandwhiches, it's time for a maintenance wank. This keeps your inner sexual deviant at bay, while also reducing the amount of awkward boners you might experience.

Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."

Maintenance Wank by Zima69err July 13, 2016

Maitena 

Maitena is the most amazing, beautiful, wonderful, and lazy person you can ever met. She is my pretty girfriend, and for me she is everything, my sky, my sea, my earth, my heart, my body, my moon, my sun, mi love, my whole life. I dont know what to do without her. I love her very very very much, because she is able to make me happy at every moment. I fell in love just in the moment that i look at her, and i know in that moment, that she would be the right person.
I love you very much darling

Maitena i love you with all mi heart

Maitena by El papurri February 8, 2018