malding 

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

malding by tom lennon June 18, 2019

mandingo-phobia 

Fear of Big Black Penis or African Penis

Sarah had an undiagnosed fear of black penis. Mandingo-Phobia that left her Frozen and unable to Speak.

mandingo-phobia by VanKirkSter January 28, 2017

Archie Manning 

A very athletic quarterback, the 6-3, 212-pound Manning played at the University of Mississippi and was chosen by the New Orleans Saints in the first round of the 1971 NFL college draft. He became a starter before the end of his rookie season and in his second year, 1972, he led the league with 448 passing attempts and 230 completions. Playing for a poor team, Manning had to pass a great deal, which probably caused the severe tendinitis in his right shoulder that kept on the sidelines for the entire 1976 season.

United Press International named Manning the National Football Conference player of the year in 1978, when he completed 291 of 471 passes for 3,416 yards and 17 touchdowns.During the 1982 season, Manning was traded to the Houston Oilers and he went to the Minnesota Vikings the following year. He retired after the 1984 season.

Manning finished third in the Heisman Trophy voting in his senior year. Two of his sons, Peyton and Eli, are also quarterbacks who came close to the Heisman. Peyton finished second in the voting in 1997, his senior season at Tennessee, and Eli finished third in 2003, his senior year at Mississippi.

Archie Manning was a fucking great quarterback, although I never got to see him play (as I'm only 17), I have seen videotaped games from when my father was my age, and some highlights of his amazing career. Please don't talk shit about somebody when you know nothing about that person.

Archie Manning by NFL Observer January 8, 2006

Ant-Manning 

Starting anal while flaccid but expanding after entry

Paul Rudd and Josh Brolin were recently seen Ant-Manning on the set of Avengers Endgame.

Ant-Manning by Jason Howlett March 23, 2019

Manbingo

When you get banged by at least five guys in a row, like bingo.

Girl #1: Girl, whats your plans for tonight?

Girl #2: Well Tyrone and his friends said they were going to come over and do something called a manbingo. He said we'll all have fun

Manbingo by Chequema January 20, 2009

Manning moment

When all odds are against you but you somehow succeed

“I had a Manning moment on the statistics test and somehow got 100 on it!”

Manning moment by Dayron Arias October 30, 2020

Iron Manning 

The act of cutting a can in half, and then shoving the sharp end onto the center of another's chest and twisting it around, cutting a hole in their chest, also while screaming," IRON MAN, IRON MAN!"

I heard that Karshin had to go to the hospital after getting held down and being given Iron Manning for five minutes.

Iron Manning by D1ck Gang December 1, 2014