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the maaman effect 

1. the effect a stupid person's acts have on people around him
2. the lack of common sense that cracks up people
guy1: i can't find my phone!
guy2: here take my phone and call yours
guy1: tried that already didn't work
guy2: is it on silent?
guy1:.....
guy2: now that's the maaman effect!

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guy1: dude i fell on my face!
guy2: now that's the real maaman!
the maaman effect by Freeek August 9, 2012
Related Words
Japanese character by San-X.

"Mame" means "bean" and "goma" is short for "goma azarashi," which is a kind of seal so...this is a seal the size of a bean! She loves to wear costumes like bee, squirrel, mouse and rabbit etc.

Also mizugoma means water seal, sirogoma means little white seal.
Mamegoma is so kawaii :3
mamegoma by Neko-san ♥ March 8, 2009

Madame Muffin

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.
I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys
Madame Muffin by mella rouge July 27, 2008

madmentia 

A delusional state brought on by prolonged exposure to the AMC series Mad Men so much so that it skews one's view of what is and what is not acceptable behavior in the workplace or in the home.
When Ben walked into work today, his office assistant Kathy asked him if he needed any coffee. He tossed his trench coat on her desk, slapped her ass, and told her to make him a drink. He was later summoned by Nancy in Human Resources and was subsequently suspended for madmentia, which had just been added to the codes of conduct due to the show's success.
madmentia by The West September 22, 2009

Madame Two-Swords 

Compound noun, for a lady who enjoys the company of men, or more than one man at a time. The F in an MMF skin flick.

A female capable of handling multiple able swordsmen.

The hog in a roast.
Brian and I couldn't believe our luck. We were out down the boozer the other night and met a madame two-swords, took her back and gave her a right roasting.
Madame Two-Swords by WaltD007 March 29, 2019

No mames 

“compa/homie i think I got my girl pregnant man

“No Mamesguey”
No mames by Misfit11 January 11, 2018