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Lorelei is a leader. She takes charge and everyone just listens no questions asked. She cares for everyone and everything even at the expense of herself. She is beautiful but refuses to believe it, she rips herself apart while she will builds others up. She never gives up on anyone even someone she despises. She is smart beyond her years and is even more mature. She learned that to get what you want you have to work your ass off for it. She is extremely loving and understands people like no one else, she knows when something is wrong with someone by just looking at them. People will talk to her and she will help them through everything. Though with all the beauty and good she is very stubborn and strong willed. When she believes in something she won’t give in, she will stand her ground and fight in what she believes in. Lorelei is the kind of girl you want in your life, she is rare don’t lose her or you will regret it. If you are ever lucky enough to have Lorelei in your life enjoy it because you never know how long you’ll have with her.
Lorelei just helped me get out of a really bad situation.

I know! Lorelei is literally the best.
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Lorenz Los Banos 

In ancient time this word meant a handsome man with leadership qualities. Today it still means the same.
When I first met John Doe, he struck me as a Lorenz Los Banos.
Lorenz Los Banos by LDesiel October 3, 2007
A person who lacks the full understanding or knowledge of a fictional work's established lore. Often used on internet forums by nerds to attack the personal opinions of someone with whom they are disagreeing, or used against people that clearly have no idea about a fictional work but are happy to opine as if they do.

An adaptation on the suffix -let, akin to manlet, or brainlet.
Person 1 - There's no way Batman would deliberately not save someone just so he didn't have to break his one rule.
Person 2 - Try actually reading the comics you fucking lorelet.
Lorenzo is a laid back typa guy and doesn’t give many fucks. He might in the inside but doesn’t show it. He doesn’t get attatched easily, but once he does, he doesn’t let go. He’s sporty and smart, and is different from most guys. Lots of girls like him, but he probably doesn’t care for them back. He’s loyal and determined, and you don’t regret getting to know him. He always seems stone cold but is loving on the inside.
You like lorenzo? Good luck.. he doesn’t like anybody really..

Lorenzo’s a god at sports

Have you seen lorenzo? He’s so cool...
Lorenzo by kookiekutter May 24, 2019

The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn 

To perform the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, here's what you'll need: basic knowledge of website design and a very unique fake name. So, think of your fake name right now. Have you got it? Good.
Now, select your target, preferably a girl with a real nice phone.
The dialogue that follows should go something like this.
You: "Yeah. It's me."
Girl: "Do I know you?"
You: "I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn."
Girl: "Are you, like, famous, or something?"
You: "Yes... You really don't know who I am, do you? What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet you..."
Girl: "Shelley."
You: "Shelley. Once again, I'm Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds: two t's. Lorenzo. Von Matterhorn. Ciao."
Then, as soon as you're gone, she gets out her phone and does an internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that's when she discovers a series of fake websites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There's a fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake explorers club newsletter describing his balloon trip to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring a heart-breaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn't an option. And by the time you get back...
You: "Hi. Shelley, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
Girl: "Yes! Please."
You: "What does coffee go for these days? Fifty dollars?"
Girl: "Oh, Lorenzo."
And it is on.
Did you see that? Barney totally just pulled off The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. He's bringing the girl up to his room right now!

Loreena McKennitt 

A Canadian-born redhead descended from an Irish family. Born February 17 1957.

An exceptional singer/songwriter/composer and person who makes the most of her status in life to help those in need.

Plays multiple insutruments including the harp and accordian.

Unlike almost all celebrities, she is her own person and puts her own life before the material things.

An inspirational woman in whom everyone could look up to.
"Excuse me, do you have any Loreena McKennitt CD's? NO!? Well you bloody well should - where have you BEEN? Ohhh so you only have mainstream....rightio .... O go jump!"
Loreena McKennitt by LolaBunny June 10, 2004
The weirdest girl you’ll ever meet but she never fails to make people around her smile. She’s the definition of beauty on inside and out. She’s the funniest and the most loyal person you’ll ever meet. But she lowkey a freak when you least expect it.
I love Loreine she the chillest person I’ve ever met.
Loreine by Kevin52048 July 18, 2018