lasered 

stoned to the bone

Pothead1: Dude im so high right now.

Pothead2: Dude youre beyond high, youre lasered

lasered by Bosshawk September 1, 2009

Layered Poop Cake 

A term used to describe a bowel movement in which the person alternates between the stages of defication and wiping, forming a layer of toilet paper and human refuse.

Layer texture, consistency, depth and smell may vary.

A seven layered cake, a popular dessert which provided the name of the Layered Poop Cake, is very similar to this toilet delicacy.

Layered Poop Cake by D-Ridds April 4, 2006

lakered 

To make someone lose or the description of someone losing.

Damn did you see the Mavericks they just got lakered by the Golden State Warriors!

lakered by Kumarit May 16, 2007

Lacered 

Death over Laced Drugs

Yo, did you know Laura got Lacered by the percs?
No Fucking way, they looked so pure too.

Lacered by Your Daily Urban Dictor June 29, 2020

Lazered 

When you have eaten so much and you feel tired, full and lazy. All you want to do is lay down!

(1) “I’m so lazered right now!”
(2) “After this, I’m going to get soooo lazered.”
(3) “I don’t think I can eat anymore, I’m going to be so lazered.”

Lazered by MY&YM July 21, 2021

double-layered hypocrite 

A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.

I am a double-layered hypocrite.

double-layered hypocrite by _Neutral_Definition_Definer_ July 7, 2017

x-rays layered 

When two x-ray images are combined together using an image editing program.

"It's just two x-rays layered."
"...or just Photoshop."
"Well yes, that's how they are layered."

x-rays layered by Singingbluefae January 23, 2021