lmp 

lick my pussy 🤪🤪

the word lmp simply means lick my juicy ass dick destroying pussy 😀

lmp by gigi the mf goat February 6, 2021

LMP 

LMP aka Laines mom's Pussy is bowl consisting of atlantic cod, sour cream and ya boys dick

(Damn that lmp was good can i get some more later)(That reminds me of lmp)(take a dive into lmp)

LMP by hugehonkinDICK August 4, 2022

Lmpydafytyc 

Let me pin you down and fuck you till you cum

Lmpydafytyc?

Lmpydafytyc by GetFuvked June 2, 2021

Lmpay 

A bitch who like to steal games from people by playing mind games on them to get them to give ownership so they can fix something then stealing it and banning them taking ownership

No i wont give you owner ship of my group you will pull a lmpay

Lmpay by Donald alan June 3, 2020

Lmpyo 

Let me put you on.

If you were eating and it was really good wnd you want to recommend it to someone you would say let me put you on.

Let me put you on something (lmpyo) real quick...have you ever tried a taco? Omg its the best!

Lmpyo by SlimStick May 17, 2020

lmp2 

laughing me poes to, a south african chatroom acronym used in a similar manner as lmao

john: I just took the biggest crap of my life!
christopher: lmp2

lmp2 by Johnny Davis September 6, 2007

lmpknojbihvugcyfxtdzrseawq 

bored enough to create a new word for boredom along the qwerty line of boredom phrases

lmpknojbihvugcyfxtdzrseawq is dumb af

lmpknojbihvugcyfxtdzrseawq by FlewFlu February 24, 2021