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Kookie Monster 

n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.
"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"
"...You know how I know you're..."
"Shut up and give me your hand"






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Somewhere where it is illegal to get touched
Hey bin dont touch my koogie
Koogie by DOOORBIS February 12, 2019
Buttocks.

Its used as short for a slang Spanish and Italian term, "culo", spelled "coolie", "koolie" or "cooley" - referring to the buttocks (either gender; male or female).
Dayum that man's koolie has got me all fired up.
Koolie by flamethrowin November 17, 2019
An old test used for studying; this lingo is used exclusive at Virginia Tech.
Student 1: Are you worried about the big test?
Student 2: Nah, I used a koofer to study...
koofer by T. S. Hogdahl II September 18, 2006

koffiemoffie 

derogatory Afrikaans expression for an airline steward.
Koffie = coffee
Moffie = Afrikaans slang for gay
The expression plays off the rhyming of the 2 words and is used with a touch of humour
The koffiemoffie announced that the plane was about to land
koffiemoffie by Munxie August 17, 2006

ghetto koozie

Thin brown paper covering, usually given away when purchasing single beers or malt liquor at convenience stores. Not shown to actually keep the product cold, but does serve to absorb condensation from the exterior of the can or bottle. Also know as a small brown paper bag.
Store clerk: Would you like me to put that Steel Reserve 211 in a bag?

Crackhead: No, thanks, sir. I will however take one of the free ghetto koozies that you normally give me.