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seahorse kneecaps 

A term you call someone or something that is useless
Fred:hey Jim can you help me hook up with this Jacob twiggs

Jim:nah I'm good fam

Fred:you're about as good as some "seahorse kneecaps"

Buckling Kneecaps 

When the dick is so good your Kneecaps buckle.
Josh pounded me so good he turned my knees become buckling Kneecaps.

Eat your kneecaps

When one falls from a great height (presumingly in a video game) and "eats shit" with a knee to face connection.

Also commonly:
Ate my kneecaps
Ate your kneecaps
Eat my kneecaps
I was playing COD4 with you yesterday and watched you eat your kneecaps
Eat your kneecaps by Chief Netic January 13, 2014

Say Goodbye To Your Kneecaps 

A good comeback for when an asshole is making fun of you for being short
Asshole: You're so short lmao, you can't even hurt someone!
Person: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

Tiny kneecaps 

You have a large dick
Example
Man: y'all got tiny kneecaps
Other man: yeah all the nutrients went to my massive dick
Tiny kneecaps by Big Mind December 19, 2018

hit them kneecaps 

I took her to the club last night, and when we got back to the crib , she hit them kneecaps .
hit them kneecaps by Lonesomelife October 9, 2017