Klutz
A clumsy person. Usually has a bad case of butterfingers, and the uncanny ability to fall upstairs and trip over the floor.
"Owen is such a klutz, he ran into the side of a wall and knocked himself out. Literally."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
"For real?"
"Well, in his defense, he was moving pretty fast. I felt the impact. He should know better though."
"Man, we should put him in a human-sized hamster ball, and only allow him to come out when he's hungry or thirsty or when he needs to use the bathroom...or when he's going to bed...you get the idea. Bottom line, when he's out of his hamster ball, he should be sitting down."
Klutz by Ubeenbamboozledson August 21, 2021
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