kife 

shit, garbage, rubbish, useless

That idiots speech was pure kife.

kife by Teddy Buttons February 8, 2003

Kife 

To borrow without asking; steal.

Chang is such a dick, he kifed my CDs!

Kife by KillerRoo October 31, 2003

kife 

To steal, pilfer, or otherwise take what is not yours.

Dude, I kifed a cheese bowl from Red Lobster.

kife by moog May 13, 2005

Kife 

To steal what is not yours

Holy shit, he just kifed that car.

Kife by Clementine June 21, 2004

Kife 

kife is the act of sticking a baguette down the throat of a person while holding a 44. caliber magnum with 2 bullets screaming fortnite is gay

Me:Lets play fortnite
Friend: I WILL KIFE YOU

Kife by ynnej_si_eht_tseb August 31, 2018

kife 

inadequete in quality
lacking quality

the marijuanna i bought was kife

kife by juicy j May 13, 2005

kife 

To steal something. Another word for Yoink and Gank.

1.Cigi had this great CD in her Cursed Corsicrap, so i keifed it.

2.I want that sign, so im gonna keif it.

kife by me March 17, 2003