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The action of kemping or kemped something up is when you do something so uncoordinated that it physically hurts everyone around you.
Example;
“Hey I heard that you’re talking to that girl, how is it going?”
Not good man, I kemped up HARD”
“Oh what happened?”
“I asked her out and it turns out she was a lesbian”
“Oh fuck, you kemped up HARD”
Kemp by Our Dishwashers November 6, 2019
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Popular street name for Ket, unique to Derby
Let’s get on kemp tonight
Kemp by Kayalana June 14, 2020
Someone who has a very untidy house and never leaves no matter the weather.
Hey, u seem like a Kemp
Kemp by Johnson Haley February 6, 2022
A person or persons who are negative and use that negativity to bring down others.
The kemp was around to spoil a great occasion.
Kemp by Green and Yellow July 7, 2023

Kemp-wasted 

The act of getting so drunk you pass out in the bathroom resting on your boobs before 10pm.
Forget about white-girl wasted, I wanna get kemp-wasted!
Kemp-wasted by Rw4747 December 31, 2013

Kemp highschool 

The land of pure inconvenience. It's where the drama burns and the vape fiends roam. But the main things you need to worry about are the stalkers and the overly horny freshman.
Kemp highschool by That1whiteguy04 October 23, 2020