Kelvin 

One die hard MF Nicki Fan. Dont tolerate shit from nobody and will tell you when where and how to get the fuck off. Far from scary and is the up most Ken Doll if you ask any motha fucka he knows. Mostly vicious and defensive when need be.

Kelvin: WTF, wrong with your hair
Girl: what you mean
Kelvin: bitch you look ratchet asfck, I dont know who told you that shit was cute..
Girl: ....
Others: *Talkin to Kelvin*
Kelvin: Naw that bitch hair fucked up and got her nerve to talk about Nicki, naw Im pissed off right now !

I fuckin love Nicki Minaj she a badd bitch, Ima marry her one day fuck the people that think different.

Kelvin by DefineMeByKNA October 10, 2011

kelvin 

The wrinkly skin that separates the scrotum into the left and right hemispheres. Also known as the ballseam.

I forgot to wear underwear and the zipper caught my kelvin.

kelvin by mr.krinklebein May 11, 2010

kelvin 

A man who loses the ability to speak around attractive women. A kelvin feels like an "absolute zero" when confronted by a hottie. Similar to melvin.

Joe: Check out that hottie over there!
Kelvin: Wow!
Hottie: Hi guys. What's up?
Kelvin: Uh, um, <alternately stares over her head and at the floor>
Hottie: Later, loser.

kelvin by bpl-nyc October 23, 2008

Kelvin 

A weird asian dude with spiky hair who uses the word bitch too much.

person 1: Dude do you know Kelvin?

person 2: Oh yeah that weird guy with the hair.

person 1: Yeah he called me a bitch yesterday!

Kelvin by stalker:P November 22, 2011

Kelvin 

a pathetic noob/creature that will listen to anything that you say. However when the Kelvin gets its mind set on you no matter how many times you beat the shit out of him/ it, it will continue to kiss your ass and blink like a faggot. Not very good at insulting or demeaning others. Known to pick fights with those who are stronger/smarter than it (meaning everyone). Has no genetailia or means of reproduction.

person: Kelvin go away
Kelvin: THATS NOT WHAT YOUR MAMMA SAID LAST NIGHT WHEN I BANGHUR I BANGHUR!!!!!!!!!!

person: Okay.... go fuck a pole
Kelvin: SURE WUTEVER U SAY (BLINK-BLINK-BLINK) >.<

Kelvin by Shit faced Cock master September 7, 2007

Kelvin 

retard idiot

"lol sthu kelvin"
"idiot kelvin"
"tf up kelvin"

Kelvin by Anonymous40666 July 31, 2018

Kelvin 

He’s known to be the brain of the team. Also known as John wick Kelvin has a lot and skills and good to be around. He’s a jokester to. Who wouldn’t want to be around Kelvin.

Kelvin Known to have the p’s aka is also known as John wick

Kelvin by Owner of Langley Park November 23, 2021