Karma sick 

When you actually get sick and can't come to work right after faking sick to get a day off.

I called in to work and said I was too sick to work on Monday. Then I actually got sick on Friday and had to go in feeling like shit!...Man, you got Karma sick!

Karma sick by catchabuzz October 25, 2010

Pull A Kara Sellers 

To send nudes to your boyfriend have them leaked the send nudes to same boyfriend once again only to have them leake...once again

Josh:I was thinking about sending a dick pic to Carly
David:Bro are you trying to Pull a Kara Sellers?

Pull A Kara Sellers by Ohmangodamn October 11, 2016

Karma Slut 

(Noun) An individual who does good deeds excessively, in order to get "good Karma" in return. They generally pick up trash, offer shallow compliments, or hold the door open for any individual if they get the chance.

That guy is letting way to many people merge into this lane... what a Karma Slut.

Sean Penn.... Huge Karma Slut!

Santa Claus, definitely a Karma Slut.

Karma Slut by esverdad May 12, 2009

Karma Sutra 

To get what you give sexually.

Ay girl, I practice the art of the karma sutra. *wink*

Karma Sutra by joemammy September 3, 2016

karma sutra 

A corruption of the term 'kama sutra', used almost exclusively by morons.

Dude: "I've read the Karma Sutra, baby."

Chick: "Apparently not."

karma sutra by sunshynegrll August 11, 2010

karma smokes 

The number of cigarettes that you are willing to part with out of the package you bought with the hope that someone will return the favour when you need one.

Can I bum a smoke?

Yes but I only have one left.

But I see that you have half a pack!

Yes, but this is the last one of my karma smokes.

It's ok, when you run out I'll give you one.

karma smokes by nathrasha December 17, 2008

karma slap 

The act of something coming back to bite you in the ass. Comparable to the phrase "What goes around comes around"

Ted-"Bill!" "Don't laugh at the homeless people!"

Bill- "Why not?"

Ted- "Because you will get Karma Slapped thats why!"

karma slap by Tinfoil Helmet June 1, 2006