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kansas city by tempetruths December 31, 2007
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Kansas City
The term used to describe someone of no personality or to low key reference their lack of substance without name dropping or being openly rude. Often in reference to the stereotype “gen z girl with no personality. Often abbreviated to “KC”
Kansas City by Razzle1738 April 21, 2026
kansas city shuffle
A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.
Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry
kansas city shuffle by Nearly Nero May 22, 2016
Kansas City Earmuffs
When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
Kansas City Earmuffs by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016
Kansas City Faggot
Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
Kansas City Faggot by Mongo_Pawn April 9, 2010
Kansas City Coast Guard
Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.
Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?
Kansas City Coast Guard by niccorator December 30, 2013