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Kalan is tall handsome boy with lots of friends. He has a very big cock and loves women. He is loving, caring and is a lot of fun to be around. If you know a Kalan he is the best person ever. He usually has brown hair a good sense of style and is very tall. If there is Kalan in your life that you love then you should date him, but he is probably already taken. Kalan is supper sexy.
Damn That Kalan is supper sexy and such a chick magnet
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The sea otter from the octonauts, a very very octonaut lookin dude. he likes to swim in the water and save his animal friends.
girl 1: BRO IS THAT A SEA OTTER?
girl 2: that’s Kalan 🥶🥶
girl 1: woahhh
Kalan by drownwithgerard April 22, 2022
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Kalan is a guy with curly brown hair and he always keeps his hair neat. He loves sport and cars and is super athletic. Anyone is lucky to know a Kalan. He is a kind and friendly guy that will offer a helping hand to anyone in need. Not to mention he is insanely handsome. Kalan is the sort of guy that you wanna walk down the aisle to and grow old with. He is perfect inside and out and deserves everything good in life. He has a hard time opening up about things so if you know a Kalan that tells you his deepest secrets with full trust, consider yourself lucky. When a Kalan likes you there is nothing better in the world. He is a walking green flag and a loyal, trustworthy person that will make you feel special every day. If you find a Kalan never ever let him go.
Stranger 1: Who is that guy with the rlly nice curls?
Stranger 2: Oh thats Kalan, he's perfect but he has a girlfriend...
Stranger 1: Wow his girlfriend is so lucky!
Kalan by FavouriteGirl July 16, 2023
The absolute sexiest mf around. Also very kind.
The Hemsworth brothers are ugly compared to Kalan
kalan by oj_clem12 August 11, 2023

Kalan Porter 

Kalan Porter, the season two winner on Canadian Idol. He has MANY talents, he CAN sing, he HAS the looks, and he can play various instruments; Violin, Viola, Guitar, Bass, and the Piano. He has those wonderful curly locks, and those blue eyes you can just stare at forever. Hes practically every girl's dream. When seen, girls go crazy, cry tears, or might even faint.
KALAN PORTER ROX MY SOX!
150% Kalan FAN!
Kalan Porter by Sarah* August 24, 2005

Kalan Porter 

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!
Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!
Kalan Porter by Riley December 26, 2004

Kalan Dictionary 

The dictionary made up of words starting with "K" or "P". Anything can be turned into Kalan words.
Kould you please pass me the Kandy over there? or Wheres the Porty?