Judith 

Judith is a cool person with much swag.

Jacob: who is that??
Emily: that's clearly Judith!!
Jacob: oh yeah....why tho??
Emily: because he/she/they are so cool with much swag!

Judith by Jay._.ski January 9, 2021

Judith 

A plain, lazy girl with mousy brown hair who never turns down a drink. She gets ridiculously drunk at every social occasion. Enjoys snacking and clarifying people's word choice. Very superstitious.

Person: "that girl is such a Judith, she's just been sitting smoking weed and watching soaps for the past 48 hours and every time i say anything she corrects my grammar"

Judith by moke brran July 31, 2011

Judith 

One has little nerd arms.

She can't lift that?
What a Judith

Judith by Stephen de Olivera Josephat December 13, 2010

Judith 

The name children call their father's second wife or girlfriend, regardless of her birth name, after his having left or lost his first wife. Often only to their siblings or to friends whose father's also have a Judith.

Is Judith coming to the wedding? I can't believe that, they just met.

He's spending Christmas with Judith? Did he even think about what we're going to do now?

Judith by bigbigbellyflop December 7, 2011

Judith 

Girl that is extremely loud at all times (if you know what I mean). She gives good head and knows how to fix her drink. Even though she can blow like a goddess, she isn't wife material because she's more than likely crazy as it gets. So if you have to end things with one let her down easy or she will ruin your life.

"That girl was CRAZY but she gave the best head I've ever had!"
"Must have been a Judith."

Judith by holladaddy67 March 14, 2017

judith 

someone who doesnt wanna play basketball at 911 because shes too busy

dont be such a judith omg comeon

judith by i wanna shoot some hoops! May 27, 2009

Judith 

Very prudish, thinks masturbating is cheating.
Dislikes every show or movie that shows any type of nudity.
Serial pet owner.
Bland cook; thinks Swanson tv dinners are gourmet.
Lives for bingo.
Absolutely must visit mother 3x per week.
Dresses in a 90's frumpy fashion.
Has a sensible haircut.
Thinks "getting wild" is drinking wine coolers on a Saturday night.

Uses the phrases "I'm so bad" and "Delish".

Brian's wife is such a Judith, she felt icky when he watching Game of Thrones and she saw a nipple.

My Judith friend served me bologna and no name margarine sandwiches for lunch.... then she fucking had the nerve to exclaim "Delish!"

Judith by Smallears May 25, 2020