Vart Jarring Elves 

An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.

I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.

Vart Jarring Elves by Tammy McShammerson May 1, 2010

Jareding 

When you fuck up something beyond belief.

Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.

Jareding by SnailEatingManRabbit September 10, 2010

Jeroding

An act of being super high and losing your senses

Signs of Jeroding -

1.Making weird animal like sounds without any reason

2.Doing unexplainable actions e.g humping your friend's leg, hugging a chair etc.

3.Fucking up your own life

WTF MAN he just humped that freakin humped that wall. Now he is making bird sounds. Damn he jerods good.

SAY IT WITH ME KEEEEEEDS JEROD.STOP.JERODING

Jeroding by Dicxo April 11, 2013

jaredding 

Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.

Jared: so how bout them bears?
Chris: Jared youre jaredding me again.

jaredding by cyoder September 29, 2010

Jarring 

Someone who is annoying

Dan's favourite word is jarring, He overuses it

Jarring by Olvsy January 22, 2021

Jareding 

To be a Jared

Jared is jareding again! Hes eating bath bombs

Jareding by JacenDinne April 3, 2019

Daddy Jarring

A cool guy with a big dick, big muscles, and a bigger heart.

Awww man, you are making me feel so good calling me a Daddy Jarring.

Daddy Jarring by Chabby Bert January 12, 2021