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Someone who is painfully irritating and doesn't even realise this and who tries to be a nice guy but doesn't understand how to socialize properly resulting on him getting rejected and usually isolated, also James's tend to have anger issues resulting in them being mocked after having an outburst.

James can also be used to describe when you are rejected from social groups or events.
George: I didn't get invited to that party on the weekend and Angel won't talk to me after I tired to touch her ass.

Tom: Dude you totally becoming a James!

George: SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M NOT A JAMES!
James by Mr. xXx October 11, 2012
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Someone who thinks they are right even when they are completely wrong. They constantly contradict themselves and never know when to quit. They always try and be the brightest person in the room and will never admit defeat. James is the type of person who will constantly lose and continue to find an excuse every time. Basically a pitiful wannabe loser, who does not know how to take a lose.
Dang i am tired of James always losing and making excuses.
James by Willy J 706 June 25, 2014
An utter dickhead, apart from james may
FOR GOD'S SAKE JAMES!
James by GRRRRRSRSDTHADsr February 5, 2016
A guy who likes girls, especially ones (typically) called Philippa.
JAMES LIKES PIP.
James by ThatdudefromtheUSA February 18, 2015
The stereotypical name for someone good-looking and utterly amazing, but really isn't. A person who turns out to be a big shit on your dreams. Basically, someone who is a let-down
Girl 1: "I was at the mall yesterday and I saw a James"
Girl 2: "EWWW I'm so sorry!"

Person 1: I met this James yesterday. I heard she was the shit"
Person 2: Was she?
Person 1: yea… A big shit on my hopes and dreams!
Person 2:…. sorry man...
James by Mimilove November 21, 2013
A nigga who is too much of a bitch to text a girl he wants to bang
Oh that kid James
Yeah, he's a bitch
James by JacobyJones May 14, 2015
A gay homosexual, but a really good friend who cares alot. Usually ex-strippers.
James is one who hunts straight guys at parties, some give in....
James by cherrybomb88starlight January 9, 2013