j hole

ur an asshole basically. or a retard. depends on the situation.

god dammit kevin stop being such a j hole and drive me home!

j hole by L Gonz February 6, 2008

J HOLE

Why use the pedestrian and somewhat juvenile euphemism A hole when you can use the vastly more stylish term J hole? A jaunty abbreviation of jack hole, the ass is clearly implied!

"Quit being such a J Hole and make my mai tai already!"

J HOLE by katie bugz September 8, 2005

J Hole

A special cavity passed down through a particular line of Scottish Nobles, located between the gooch and the Scampi Hole. It was in the J Hole that the house Stuart were first raped in to the Scottish Royal Family in 1274.

Unfettered access to the J Hole comes at a price. The price? Your humanity.

J Hole by crazydudeeeeeeeee December 18, 2020

J HOLE

When your so stoned you can't move

I smoked so much weed I think I'm in a J hole!!

J HOLE by Mr Mango Head May 6, 2025

J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) 

A fictional, vestigial Orifice hidden deep in the anal cavity. Seldom cleaned and commonly burdened with excessive waste material, it is generally understood to be an undesirable hole.

The Jucuntius orifice is located several inches deep into the anal cavity and is 2 inches deep x 1 inch wide.

Oh! I'm an A-hole, well you're a J-hole!

The J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) is worse than the anus.

J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) by Gester Ghost September 24, 2010

Poopy J Hole 

Is when a man shoves his cock into another man who has just taken a shit and has not wiped his ass so then when he jizzes his Penis hole will be a J hole and becomes shitty or poopy.

Charlie why do you have a Poopy J Hole, where you having sex with Jake again.

Poopy J Hole by Slayer1423 June 21, 2009

Little J-Hole

One who works on a tow boat and eats crayons…

WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
DO NOT OFFER THEM SHOTS OF TEQUILA
THEY WILL NOT DO THEM

Yo!
Let’s do shots - pass the Jose Cuervo… Nah
Little J-Hole is a twat and won’t do any

Little J-Hole by JohnnyBrazzer January 4, 2024