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Iced Tea Faggot 

The phrase "Iced Tea Faggot" was originated in a "Faggot War" between two individuals on the popular Voice Over IP program called Ventrilo. The battle consisted of many household items with "Faggot" as a suffix to all items listed. "Iced Tea Faggot" was dropped like the A-Bomb on Nagasaki, and the victim was and will forever be subjected to ridicule as being the first Iced Tea Faggot within the known Universe.

- A faggot that ventures beyond all gayness and faggotry, surpassing both time and space.

- Also used to describe an individual who orders Iced Tea at every meal or listens to the rapper Ice T.
Person 1: I found my old CD's the other day, and decided we'd listen to ICE T in the car today.
Person 2: ICE T FAGGOT!

Person 1: I bought this really cool man purse the other day, it goes really well with these Pumas.
Person 2: ICED TEA FAGGOT!!!!

Waiter: What would you like to drink sir?
Person 1: I'll take an Iced Tea please.
Person 2: ICED TEA FAGGOT!!!

Iced Tea Faggot may also be shortened down to "Iced Tea" if used on a regular basis.
Iced Tea Faggot by Mr. Bad April 13, 2008
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Iced Tea Monster

a person who is obsessed over iced tea so much that they will do anything to get their hands on the tasty beverage
hey steph. jen loves iced tea way to much man! she's addicted! shes a iced tea monster!
Iced Tea Monster by wolf cub April 3, 2011

iced tea bag

when a girl is sucking on a guys balls, then puts an ice cube in her mouth, causing him pleasure and cold sensation at the same time. Ususally enjoyed on hot days.
Jenny was teabagging me, but the weather was hot and she put some ice cubes in her mouth. If it wasn't for that that iced tea bag, I never would have come
iced tea bag by jason373 May 15, 2009

Iced Tea/Lemonade Mix

Usually can be found and bought in many a carryout in the DC area. half iced tea, half lemonade. it's sweet, but with a slight tanginess to it
Customer: "Can I get a Shrimp Platter with a Jumbo Iced Tea/Lemonade mix?"

Person at the register: "$7.50. You're order #55."

Iced Tea Assault 

When a Southerner orders iced tea somewhere outside the south, only to discover that it has alien flavorings in it.
I ordered iced tea in Maine and they gave me this peach-tea crap. Once again, I find myself a victim of iced tea assault.
Iced Tea Assault by Trilly May 2, 2006

iced tea bagger 

someone who chills their nutsack and places them on a sleeping persons lips
When you are an eskimo you are an iced tea bagger
iced tea bagger by adam November 22, 2004

iced tea on the back porch 

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.
Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.