humper nickle 

A Humper Nickle, is a hooker from Nova Scotia Canada.

Female slut from Nova Scotia Canada

humper nickle by kg September 2, 2004

humper sticker 

a tattoo just above the butt on a woman.

I thought she was very classy, then she bent over and I saw her humper sticker

humper sticker by desertironwood January 19, 2009

humper monkey 

One who humps things for pleasure.

Joey is such a little humper monkey. Yesterday, I caught him humping the dog!

humper monkey by RatchetBoo August 4, 2003

Humper Bumper 

The bumper that cushions the strawberry jelly and chocolate pudding factory from any who may try to enter.

Damn, my humper bumper is sore after last nights boning

Humper Bumper by CarbonBlight October 11, 2020

Humper sputter 

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

Humper sputter by JediMasterB June 5, 2021

humper dumper

A slightly derogatory nickname for a dog that is humping a pillow, blanket, etc.

“Mom!! The dogs humping the blanket again“
“ Oh, that little humper dumper! “

humper dumper by trickstaa June 17, 2022

Humper flumper 

A guy who drinks period blood to enhance his physical attributes

Bro stay away from frank, hes a humper flumper. He'll eat your pussy blood

Humper flumper by Jack frapper August 5, 2022