human suitcase 

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport

i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day

human suitcase by sfnaln March 6, 2011

Human Suitcase 

When one puts all of their clothes on a midget in roller skates and drags them through the airport, in lieu of using a normal suitcase.

I saw at least three human suitcases in LAX yesterday...man, the recession has hit hard.

Human Suitcase by Don Bigote March 1, 2011

human suitcase 

It's that thing where a midget on rollerskates wears all your clothes and you drag them through an airport.

Stefon gave his valentine a human suitcase

human suitcase by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

Human Suitcase 

The act of putting all one's clothes onto a midget, putting them in roller skates, and dragging them through the airport as a carry-on

I got my wife a human suitcase for Valentine's Day, she loved it.

Human Suitcase by Stefon100 March 2, 2011

Human Suitcase 

When you pull around a midget on rollerskates that wears all your clothes.

Stefon: If you want a great Valentines Day you dont even need to leave the house, just give the person a romantic Valentine's Day gift.

Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?

Stefon: No, like human suitcases.

Human Suitcase by youssss March 2, 2011

Human Suitcase 

As Stefon (SNL) says, it's that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and you pull them through an airport. It's a great gift for Valentine's Day.

Adam: I'm going to get Katie human suitcase for Valentine's Day. She'll love it!

Eric: What???

Human Suitcase by Tiffany&Co March 4, 2011

Human suitcase 

Its when a midget on roller-skates wears all of your clothes and you pull him/her through an airport

Look at that man's human suitcase!

Human suitcase by RJMAVS369 March 1, 2011