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A Horser is a huge meatyshlong that a crackhead at a gas station wants.
Crackhead at 2am: You got that horser?

Optimus: Yeah the fuck I do
Horser by Exvas January 21, 2021
some crackhead asking people if they have it

no I don't have a fucking horser what?!?
Horser by Dumb Idoyt January 28, 2021
We actually don't know what it is but it sounds really cool and you can put your merch on it and it can sound like
" Ayo do you got a horser on you my guy?"
Horser by Arrow9176 February 9, 2021
What the crackhead said to optimus at 8:30 in the morning
As im standing in line waiting the crackhead leans in and say "ay bro, you keep that horser on you?"
You gotta keep the horser on you optimus said so
Horser by SmokeyDontSmoke35 February 23, 2021