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Hoolie Krotch 

the legendary prophet of the beer god who is also a maverick with the ladies.
Holy crap, that drunk guy over there with all the ladies must be none other than Hoolie Krotch.
Hoolie Krotch by peter beater April 15, 2008
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Verb: when one is drugged by a horse, goat, sheep, or other cloven-foot ungulate, probably using horse tranquilizers.
"I was date-raped by a horse. He hoofied me and next thing I know, I'm lying on a bed of straw with a bag of oats over my head"

While Kelly was in the restroom, the horny goat slipped a hoofie into his drink.
Hoofied by Richard Bruce Cheney November 17, 2012
Another name for a cannabis cigarette, origin seems to be rural southwestern Ontario, Canada
I think Evan went outside to smoke a hoolie.
hoolie by 519zombie August 22, 2023
a rowdy person typically from Irish (or Gaelic) descent; short for Hooligan.
Being the hoolie that he is, that McQuinn got kicked out of the bar and later ended up in jail.
hoolie by "Hoolie" McQuinn January 6, 2009

hoolie pop 

Another name for a joint/cigarette with seeds in it.
When you are smoking a joint and the seed pops the end of your cherry off...( thats a hoolie pop )
An uncleaned joint/cigarette
hoolie pop by Mike Roberson July 7, 2008
another name for a cigarette or joint
How about a light so I can spark up this hoolie!
hoolie by Rob October 6, 2004