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Kermitting 

A surprisingly satisfying term used to describe a reaction to both moments of pure joy/awesomeness or utter chaos. Can be used in present, past or future tense. Best used as a verb but flexible and adaptable to all kinds of usage.
Jo: Phil! Your car is on fire!

Phil: Stop kermitting Jo, it'll be fine.

George: Ahhh this is the best gyro I've ever had; reminds me of back home!
Phil to Jo: Look at George kermitting about that gyro.
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Pandemically permitting 

Condition based on a pandemic that is placed on future plans. The condition is outside anyone's control. Similar to weather permitting
I will see you at the concert next month, pandemically permitting

Matthew Hermizing

Yo bro stop matthew hermizing, we gonna kill someone on the bike again.