fuckardo hardo en el pussardo 

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019

Domesticated Hardo

A hardo that is very lucrative. Typically these types drive expensive luxury vehicles, own completely unnecessary materials and have “trophy wives”.

Yo that guy in that Aston is such a domesticated hardo

Having a Gucci belt is a domesticated hardo play

Domesticated Hardo by Karlthefug April 16, 2021

Wild Hardo 

A hardo that isn’t necessarily in the same tax bracket as a domesticated hardo but is just as hardo-ish. These types are typically more raw and pure than the “domesticated” hardos.

My neighbor is a wild hardo. He drives a F150 with a confederate flag on the back.

Wild Hardo by Karlthefug April 16, 2021

chicken hardo

The term you use when you rip absolute ye buggin with the android sound effect at the end. Term must be used when taking a fat dookie.

Nigwardo Squidwardo with the chicken hardo (what even is a chicken hardo)

chicken hardo by PoopyJizzstain69 February 3, 2022

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

Post Hardon Depression by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Hadookie 

A real-life special attack achieved by reaching down the back of your pants as you fart to catch the gas in your hands, and then thrusting your palms forward, sending a surge of invisible destructive spirit energy flying towards your opponent.

I knocked my roommate unconscious by focusing my chi through my colon and into my cupped hands, and then into his face accompanied by a cry of "Hadookie!"

Hadookie by Bogrimm June 5, 2017

star platinum : za hando 

Star Platinum: Za Hando

The act of beating your meat so fast and so hard that your dick gets erased from reality

Friend: asks me what will do on Valentine's Day* Me: star platinum : za hando

star platinum : za hando by Not_VineOG February 28, 2020