Hagrid's Arse 

a wizard swear, revolving around the size of Rubeus Hagrid's anal region.

Dude, Nicki Minaj has Hagrid's Arse!

Hagrid's Arse by SASHHHHHHH August 15, 2011

Hagrid bollocks 

Hagrid bollocks are HUMUNGUS balls that usually a white man will own. This man usually holds ammunition in his Hagrid bollocks to shoot up schools

White man: I just shot up a school with my AK69 and Hagrid Bollocks

Black man: I just robbed a bank

Hagrid bollocks by I hAve GIrtH 123 July 11, 2019

hagrid's beard 

A rather 'hirsuit' lady specifically in the nether regions.

Fuck me, i've never seen anything like it - she had a twat like Hagrid's Beard. I had to get the hedgetrimmers out, her bedroom floor looked like a fucking Barbers Shop after a busy day!

hagrid's beard by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Hagrid Inkeep 

A massive wad of hair that gets stuck in your ass crack

When I went to wipe my ass I felt a hagrid inkeep

Hagrid Inkeep by Mother Malfoy October 11, 2019

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north 

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

n00beus Hagrid 

Rubeus Hagrid's n00bish brother who spends his days cultiv8ing pygmy squirrels at his est8 up in h0mie n00bia to exhibit at pygmy squirrel exhibitions. Expert in shanter.

Rubeus Hagrid: heyyo n00beus Hagrid wot've ye up to l8ly?
n00beus hagrid: you know, you know, just cultiv8ing some homie pygmy squirrels
Rubeus Hagrid: n0000000000b that is some shanter

n00beus Hagrid by uzebeckatrente June 27, 2018

The Instant Hagrid 

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

The Instant Hagrid by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011